Lyrics

ROBOTS ARE COOL

(Dave Howard, Jaymz Bee, Legs Mahoney)

Man made machine. And it was good.
Now robots are here, for good.

I got a beanie and I wanna eat beans
Can't sing but I got a machine
Pull a little cheater if you know what I mean
I'm the me that makes me me
They say when you write - You should write what you know
I know what I like - so - here I go - I mean, here we go
Uber alles!

Robots are cool!

Robots can be friendly and will do my bidding
What are you doing David?
I'm just kidding!

Robby brought it on - 99 Necron
Tik-Tok, Go-bots, Fembots, Mechani Kong
R2D2, Hal and Cylons, Brainiac, Voltron
Yeah I could go on and on

Data and Optimus Prime
They deserve recognition
And Sonny and Bishop
They are also robots on a mission

You can call me Gort,
Or you can call me Gnut
But don't you call me Sentinel - Sentinels suck
I can't think of a robot uglier or meaner
Like an angry octopus mixed up with an unhinged vacuum cleaner

Robots are cool!

Noo-Noo? Yes! Fender Bender? Please!
Dot Matrix and here comes Thundercleese
We're going deep if you know what I mean
Bring on Huey - Duey and Louie - activate!

Yes!
No!
Yeah - Uh huh.
No - uh uh.