Lyrics

SORRY, I WAS JUST HORNY

(Dave Howard, Jaymz Bee, Bubz Magoo)

Life was so fun before I slept with your mother
Dated your sister, messed around with your brother
There was a time we could relate to each other
All in the family

I'd love to come and visit - stay over, over night
There's your ass - I'll kiss it
You're looking awful lonely - why the long, long face?
I need someone to hold me

I'm sorry. I was just horny.

Lost you at a rave and was really ravin'
Didn't mean to be so misbehavin'
But I had an itch and I had a cravin'
Skipping through the fields through a maze of flowers
You were on a hill for hours and hours
Sunshine - rainy day - golden showers

I'm not playing games and I am not ashamed.
I just really liked, what's his name?
You said your boss is a jerk - but I jerked him off at work
"Reciprocation" - key word!

I'm sorry. I was just horny.

You may find your dreams come true when you free your mind.
Come and go as you may please - freeway your behind!

Wanted advice from a radio announcer
Wasn't as hot as the couples councilor
I had 'em both and a great big bouncer
Closet skeletons peepin' in the peephole
We talked about the old church and steeple
But maybe we should see some other people

My guru - ecstatic
Yoga - elastic
The coach - fantastic!
We can stay friends
It doesn't have to end
I'm Barbie - You're Ken!

I'm sorry. I was just horny.