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TRAP SHY

"Oh us old foxes are trap shy, especially when the bait goes to chasin' us"

Jed's right - you gotta be suspicious.
You just gotta!

Trap Shy! Trap Shy!

Why must I, be the guy, the guy who gets chased around, all over town, looked up and down
I own a mirror I know that it's not that I'm Johnny Depp, but what the heck

I still know a trap when I see one
I might be well groomed but won't be one
If I wed the weddings a shot gun

Now when I say shotgun, I mean I got no choice - if my ladies got a baby comin' I suppose I should rejoice - take it as a sign - sign my life on the dotted line - cross my fingers and hope it'll all work out fine

But let's just hope that never happens...

I'm a big fish not a small fry
I'm wise but no wise guy
When I'm thinkin mom and apple pie
I get trap shy
When I see a pair of thigh highs
You bound to hear a little "oh my"
But if it's followed by a wink of an eye
I get trap shy
Bonsai! I hear a battle cry
Moving target - I'm a bullseye
No test drive, cuz I don't wanna buy
I'm trap shy
Still, it's not like I'm given'em the evil eye
I'm not saying the girl is evil…I'm just concerned she might be greedy!

Why must I, be the guy, the guy who gets chased around, all over town, looked up and down
I own a mirror I know it's not that I'm Johnny Depp, but what the heck

It don't seem too natural for a bird to chase a bee
And this clever fox is trap shy when the bait starts chasin' me!
Not like I'm givin' 'em the evil eye
It more of a sigh then a hue and cry - I mean
A gold diggers better than a drive by
But it comes with a knot that I won't tie
No bowtie, or black tie
I won't settle down and I won't lie
I like it on the fence - I'm on stand by
Do you take this woman?
No - bye bye!

I'm trap shy

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